ANDY ZAPP
SHTOPPIT GRANDAD!
Not content with being confined to a nursing home and having his arse wiped, pensioner-cum-comedian Andy Zapp has been firing off his quick-witted one-liners to anyone who’ll listen, since 2011.
A regular on the London comedy circuit, Cockno-Taff Pole Andy has built up a rep for his madcap adult humour delivered via audacious double-entendres with the odd blues harmonica riff in between.
According to his other online bios, he’s living proof that you have to be old to be funny.
South London’s finest oldest stand-up comedian
★★★★
What critics are saying…
“I’ve never seen anything quite like it”
- Mirth Control
“Hilariously funny, my face muscles ache”
- TNT
“Glorious old-school laughs, all natural, joie de vivre, utterly adorable”
- The Scotsman 2023
Live Performances & Podcasts
Andy Zapp at Laughing Chilli Comedy Club 2024
3 Speech Podcast - Andy Zapp
BOOK ANDY ZAPP
Got room for an old geezer?
Available for gigs in the South of England.
